WHAT IF MAY NAGSABI SAYO NITO:
01. ang arte mo!
• mas arte ka!
02. mas matalino naman ako sayo?
• mas charming man sab ko... padaghanay na lng ug na uyab? hehehe.
03. crush ako ng crush mo?
• imo na lng na ako crush. unsay labot nko?
04. ang bobo mo pala sa math!
• cge lng bright man amo silingan. xa ra man tig himo ako assignments.
05. bilisan mo naman!
• lets take it slow. anywhere you wanna go. baby for you, i'll lay it all on the line. You ought to know girl I ain't got nowhere to go. i'll give it to you, only to you. we gotta take it real slow.
06. ang sungit mo!
• charming man fud. bleh! bleh! bleh!
07. gusto mo ng away?
• lets make love... not war. peace!
08. takot ka ata sakin eh?
• matagal na akong takot sau!
09. mas mahal niya ko!
• wla nay barato karon. mahal naman gani NFA.
10. ang bababa naman ng mga grades mo
• unsaon man sab ang sobrang grado? mapakaon ba na sa iro?
11. ang pangit mo!
• kung panget ko unsa na lng kaha ka?
12. late ka na naman!
• better late than never. hehe.
13. di kita namiss...
• harsh man kaau ka oink.
14. ang boring mong kausap
• its bcoz i dont like your company.
15. ang tamad mo!
• aanhin pa ang katulong? joke leng!
16. bingi ka ba?
• im blind, not deaf.
17. mas talented ako sayo!
• its bcoz wla pa nimo nakita ako pnakatago-tago nga talent. *grins*
18. ambisyoso!
• nya gwapo ka? tisoy ka? datu ka? naa kay bolitas? hehe
19. duwag!
• a person who runs from a fight gets to live to fight another day. hahaha! kasabot ka ato?
20. break na tayo
• your loss, not mine. tagem!
WHAT IF SINABI SAYO TOH NG CRUSH MO:
01. crush kita.
• pagsure oink!
02. hindi kita mahal.
• mas hindi kita mahal. ambisyosa!
03. mahal na kita.
• bukas na lng kita mamahalin... hehehe.
04. pakopya naman ng assignment.
• sureness, basta libreha ko ug kaon unya.
05. crush ko un friend mo.
• crush ko rin un friend ko hahaha.
06. pwedeng patabi sa upuan?
• nka crush ka nako no? aminin?!
07. pwede mo ba akong isayaw?
• slow dance lng ha aron sweet.
08. feeling ko may gusto ka sakin.
• did u mean baga kag nawong? hahaha.
09. ang cute mong mag-smile.
• smile pa lng na, w8 til u get to know me better. bwahahaha!
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Worst Cellphone Offenders
Are You One Of Them?
So why do we react so strongly when people use them in public?
Hmmm, could it be because cell phones tend to turn otherwise polite people into rude, self-absorbed oafs? Here are the 11 cell phone offenses that annoy us the most ... along with our recommended penalties.
Gadget Geek
Offense: Wearing two or more wireless devices on your belt at once -- especially ones that blink.How Hot It Makes Us: Mild
Recommended Penalty: The snickers these nerds get behind their backs should be punishment enough.
Bluetooth Bozo
Offense: Wearing a hands-free headset when not actually talking on the phone. Are they trying to look important or do they just not have a better place to put it?How Hot It Makes Us: Mild
Recommended Penalty: Scream "It's not 2005" into the bozo's free ear.
Ringtone Reject
Offense: Still thinking annoying ringtones are funny and repeatedly sharing this "hilarity" with everyone within hearing distance.How Hot It Makes Us: Medium
Recommended Penalty: Stick the offender in a soundproof room and play a synthesized version of La Cucaracha over and over and over ...
Silent-Mode Slacker
Offense: Forgetting to turn the ringer off during public performances such as movies, concerts, church sermons, class lectures, weddings, funerals, office meetings, etc.How Hot It Makes Us: Medium
Recommended Penalty: This guy has the right idea: Angry Professor Vs. Cell Phone. Need we say more?
Public Space Invaders
Offense: Subjecting defenseless others to banal phone chatter in places they can not escape (e.g. public library, bus, gym).How Hot It Makes Us: Medium
Recommended Penalty: If cell phone use is banned, alert an authority figure so they can kick 'em to the curb. If not, a dirty stare may not stop it, but it'll make you feel better.
Rebel Yeller
Offense: Speaking louder on the mobile than in person or on any other phone.How Hot It Makes Us: Medium
Recommended Penalty: If the offender is simply not aware of his decibel level, a look and raised eyebrow may remind him to curb the volume. If not, join in. Clearly the offender wants to include everyone in the convo.
TMI Guy
Offense: Talking on the phone while in the middle of, well, um, doing "personal business."How Hot It Makes Us: Medium
Recommended Penalty: Put the TMI Talker on speaker phone and take bets on how long he takes or play "guess the noise." Let him in on the fun when he's done.
Self Centered Shopper
Offense: Talking on the cell phone while placing an order or paying the cashier.How Hot It Makes Us: Spicy
Recommended Penalty: Simply say "Let me know when you're ready," and skip over the offender to help the next person in line. If she gets annoyed, tell her you were taught not to interrupt someone while they are talking.
Social Snubber
Offense: Texting/talking on the cell phone when with someone else. Basically, the offender is telling the people he's with that they aren't as important as the person on the phone.How Hot This Makes Us: Spicy
Recommended Penalty: Unless it's an emergency, tell the offender to reschedule when he's free and walk away.
Menacing Mobiler
Offense: Swearing, arguing or talking violently within hearing distance of kids and other sensitive ears.How Hot It Makes Us: Super Spicy
Recommended Penalty: Handle this offender with care. Leave the area if possible. If not, let the authorities handle it. Don't risk your own safety just to make a point.
Motor Mouth
Offense: Dialing, texting, or engaging in phone chatter while driving.How Hot It Makes Us: Blazin'
Recommended Penalty: This one is literally life or death -- so we recommend handing it off to the real law enforcers!
How to Handle Offenders
Here's how to stand up for yourself against cell phone offenders:1. Keep Your Cool If you give the offender the benefit of the doubt, you're less likely to lose your temper.
2. Be Polite, Yet Powerful Speak your peace firmly, but without anger.
3. Watch Your Body Language Don't clench your teeth or wag your finger.
4. Let It Go Don't be a cell phone cop and take matters in your own hands. Walk away or find someone in a position of authority to address the situation.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Q & A Portion Part 4
1. Latest na na-realize mo?
* na realize jud nko nga dako lagi ako left nga itlog compared sa right. tungod ba ni kay left-handed ko?
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2.Dapat gawin pag nalulungkot?
* eat then listen rock music then eat again then eat some more
.
3. Pangarap mong gawin na hindi mo pa nagagawa?
* gawing panget face ko... lisod au ning charming ta oink. hehe.
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4. Favorite food?
* pizza! ice cream! french fries! french kiss! diving! aw d naman dei na food.
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5. Favorite Place To Be?
* kanang naay suga na "patay, sindi" hahaha.
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6.What's the title of the song that's stuck in your mind?
* what about love? what about feelings? what about trust? what about faith? and tell me baby what about us? huhuhuhu.
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7. Pangarap mong summer get-away trip?
* basilan or tawi-tawi... mag sight seeing.
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8.Isang bagay na hinding hindi mo tatanggihan?
* Wisdom and knowledge... char! considered ba na nga bagay?
9. Masayang libangan kapag umuulan?
* libangan?? sa banyo ra malibang oink kinahanlan pa ba mo ulan aron malibang? hahahaha.
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10. Isang bagay na pag-iipunan mo nang husto?
* ako dream house. keep on dreaming. hahayz!
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11. Gagawin mo sa susunod mong birthday?
* save the planet earth!
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12. Hindi mo makayanan o matagalan?
* rats!!!!
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13. Gusto mong panoorin sa sine?
* bisan unsa ra ang importante ikaw ako kauban hehe.
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14. Do you love cooking?
* yup! gus2 mo ipagluto kta? butangan nako ug lanit aron mamatay naka. hmf!
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15. Paano ka ma-badtrip?
* walk-out the door or keep silence. hehe
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16. Matagal ka ba maligo?
* depende kung kinsa ako kauban maligo ug depende sa sabot hehe.
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17. kumakain ka ba ng vegetables?
* of course! french fries! hahaha.
18. Tamad ka?
* msa tamad ka! hmf!
19. Sino palagi mong kausap sa phone?
* wla mka tawag sa house kay nkaonline ko pirmi. dial up ra man gud ako net wahahaha. tot tot tot tot tot.
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20. Sino palagi mong ka-text?
* c SMART ug c 258. mao ra jud nagmahal sa akoa ke mao ra cge txt nko.
* na realize jud nko nga dako lagi ako left nga itlog compared sa right. tungod ba ni kay left-handed ko?
.
2.Dapat gawin pag nalulungkot?
* eat then listen rock music then eat again then eat some more
.
3. Pangarap mong gawin na hindi mo pa nagagawa?
* gawing panget face ko... lisod au ning charming ta oink. hehe.
.
4. Favorite food?
* pizza! ice cream! french fries! french kiss! diving! aw d naman dei na food.
.
5. Favorite Place To Be?
* kanang naay suga na "patay, sindi" hahaha.
.
6.What's the title of the song that's stuck in your mind?
* what about love? what about feelings? what about trust? what about faith? and tell me baby what about us? huhuhuhu.
.
7. Pangarap mong summer get-away trip?
* basilan or tawi-tawi... mag sight seeing.
.
8.Isang bagay na hinding hindi mo tatanggihan?
* Wisdom and knowledge... char! considered ba na nga bagay?
9. Masayang libangan kapag umuulan?
* libangan?? sa banyo ra malibang oink kinahanlan pa ba mo ulan aron malibang? hahahaha.
.
10. Isang bagay na pag-iipunan mo nang husto?
* ako dream house. keep on dreaming. hahayz!
.
11. Gagawin mo sa susunod mong birthday?
* save the planet earth!
.
12. Hindi mo makayanan o matagalan?
* rats!!!!
.
13. Gusto mong panoorin sa sine?
* bisan unsa ra ang importante ikaw ako kauban hehe.
.
14. Do you love cooking?
* yup! gus2 mo ipagluto kta? butangan nako ug lanit aron mamatay naka. hmf!
.
15. Paano ka ma-badtrip?
* walk-out the door or keep silence. hehe
.
16. Matagal ka ba maligo?
* depende kung kinsa ako kauban maligo ug depende sa sabot hehe.
.
17. kumakain ka ba ng vegetables?
* of course! french fries! hahaha.
18. Tamad ka?
* msa tamad ka! hmf!
19. Sino palagi mong kausap sa phone?
* wla mka tawag sa house kay nkaonline ko pirmi. dial up ra man gud ako net wahahaha. tot tot tot tot tot.
.
20. Sino palagi mong ka-text?
* c SMART ug c 258. mao ra jud nagmahal sa akoa ke mao ra cge txt nko.
Joke Time!
Misis: Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy,
maganda, hindi
selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap magluto?
Mister: Guni-guni!
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TANONG: Paano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na mataba siya
nang hindi siya
mababastos?
SAGOT: "Uhm, excuse me, miss...Mang Tomas ba ang
lotion mo?"
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Aanhin ko ang napakalaking bahay, mamahaling sasakyan,
milyun-milyong
kayamanan, at masasarap
na pagkain kung ang kapit-bahay ko ang may-ari ng mga
iyun?!
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Nanay: Ano 'tong malaking zero sa test paper mo?
Anak : Hindi po 'yan zero, 'Nay. Naubusan lang ng star ang teacher ko kaya binigyan niya ako
ng moon! Moon la ng 'yan, 'Nay, promise!
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Mga sikat na salawikain:
Better late than pregnant.
Kapag may tiyaga, good luck!
Aanhin pa ang damo...kabayo ba ako?
Do unto others, then, run! Run! Run!
Ang hindi magmahal sa sariling wika ay lumaki sa ibang bansa.
Ang lalaking nagigipit, sa bakla kumakapit.
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Guro: Sino si Jose Rizal?
Juan: Di ko po kilala.
Guro: Ikaw Pepe?
Pepe: Di ko rin po kilala..
Guro: Di nyo kilala si Jose Rizal?
Pedro: Ma'm, baka po sa kabilang section sya!
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Paano humamon ng AWAY ang ... BULAG?
Magpakita kayo mga Duwag!
DULING?
Isa Isa Lang! para patas ang Laban!
PILAY?
Patay kung Patay! Walang Takbuhan!
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Husband: Kung di ako makaligtas sa operasyon ko bukas, ikaw
na
Wife: Tumigil ka! wala pang namamatay sa TULI!
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Pedro: Pare balita ko bading ka daw. totoo ba?!
Ambo: Pare, Mga chismax lang 'yun galing sa mga chuvanes na walang magawa sa mga chenilyn
nila.... chura nila! hmpf!
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Boy: Di na tuloy ang kasal natin
Girl: Bakit?!
Boy: Kuya mo kasi eh!
Girl: Hindi no! Gusto ka ng Kuya ko!
Boy: Yun nga eh...gusto ko rin ang kuya mo!
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Juan: San ka galing?
Pedro: Sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko.
Juan: E bakit puro kamot ang mukha at braso mo?
Pedro: Mahirap ilibing eh... Lumalaban!!
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BALIW (tumawag sa mental hospital): Hello... may tao po ba sa Room 168?
Telephone Operator: Wala po, bakit?
Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas talaga ako!
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Misis: Lolokohin ko mister ko, magpapanggap ako na prosti
dito sa kanto. (Timing dumaan ang mister nya...)
Misis: Pogi! available ako ngayon, pwede ka ba?
Mister: Yoko sayo...kamukha mo misis ko!
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Bigo ka ba sa luv? eto mga gud partner...
Kuba: Mapagkumbaba
Pilay: Hindi ka tatakbuhan
Bulag: walang paki sa looks mo
Pipi: Hindi nagbibitiw ng bad words
Duling: Hindi ka hahayaang mag-isa!
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American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino:
American: Use my name 4 times in a sentence!
Pedro: Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimming Paul.
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Biyaya na makukuha sa Gulay:
AMPALAYA - pampapula ng dugo
KALABASA - pampalinaw ng mata
TALONG - pampatirik ng mata
MANI - pampatirik ng TALONG. Ay! nalito na ako.
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Quote for the Day...
Ang Buhay ay parang bato...it's Hard.
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Love is a hidden fire, a pleasant sore, a soothing pain, an agreeable torment, a sweet wound, in short - a gentle death!
Ang lalim! Shit! Dati Love is blind lang, eh!
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Mister: Di ko na kaya problema ko!
Misis: Hon, problema natin ito, tayo ang magkasama sa buhay, lahat ng problema mo problema ko... ano problema natin?
Mister: Nabuntis natin si Inday, tayo ang ama!
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Kapag may kaaway ka, tandaan mo...dito lang ako... dito lang talaga ako...tapos dyan ka lang, wag kang pupunta dito! Baka madamay ako.
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Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your previous job?"
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
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babae: nong! sakay ko!
drivr: cge! asa man ka?
bbae: diha lang sa kanto! naay bayad ang bata?
drivr: ay libre lang kay duol man.
bbae: ah, ang mosabak naay bayad?
drivr: wala gihapon!
bbae: cge nak! sabaka ko...
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Customer: Day, kape.
Tindera: Tag P10 na ra ba.
Customer: Diba tag P8 ra na?
Tindera: Nimahal naman gud ang gasolina.
Customer: Ah, ayaw na lang butangig gasolina!
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TEACHER: give me a tag question.
PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?
TEACHER: Very good! Ibinisaya, dong.
PUPIL: Ang akong maestra gwapa, wa sya kuyapi?
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anak: ma, busog nako, dili nako mahurot
mama: hutda dyud na! kabaw baka nga daghan gipang gutom sa kalibutan?
anak: nya kung ako ni hutdon, mabusog sila?!
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Doc: Ma'am, naa kay breast cancer.
Ma'am: ha? tinuod ka doc? dili man ko katuo sa imong gisulti! i'm healthy! naa pa ka second opinion?
Doc: Bati pa jud kag nawong!
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Stellar
by: aymtorn
Not long time ago, you came into my life
But it felt like I've known you forever.
And the moment I touched your hand
I just know I will fall in love with you.
No palette of shades can paint my heart
Nor amount of words can ever describe
How madly, deeply in love I am with you.
I will trade anything just to see you smile.
You're the best thing that ever happened to me
And I don't want to live my life without you.
I don't care what will tomorrow bring
As long as you are there beside me.
I am sorry if at times we don't get along
And I'm sorry if at times I make you sad.
It's just that sometimes I don't feel
I am that important to you at all.
But I can never stop myself dreaming of you.
My care for you will not come to an end.
Know that my feelings for you are true
And I will spend my lifetime in love with you...
Not long time ago, you came into my life
But it felt like I've known you forever.
And the moment I touched your hand
I just know I will fall in love with you.
No palette of shades can paint my heart
Nor amount of words can ever describe
How madly, deeply in love I am with you.
I will trade anything just to see you smile.
You're the best thing that ever happened to me
And I don't want to live my life without you.
I don't care what will tomorrow bring
As long as you are there beside me.
I am sorry if at times we don't get along
And I'm sorry if at times I make you sad.
It's just that sometimes I don't feel
I am that important to you at all.
But I can never stop myself dreaming of you.
My care for you will not come to an end.
Know that my feelings for you are true
And I will spend my lifetime in love with you...
Friday, July 11, 2008
Call Center Jobs
PEOPLE WONDER WHY THEY ARE PAID SO MUCH FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK:
1) Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer "No." Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you
have
done up until this
point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent,but I am still
getting the same error
message.
" Tech Support:" Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
3). Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
TechSupport:: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."!
Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer:: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."
4). Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
TechSupport:: ?!%#$
5). Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,can
you
see the 'OK'
button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."
7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prom pt."
Customer:: "How do you spell that?"
8 ) Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery
store."
9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Pentium."
10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an
illegal abortion."
11) Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
12) Customer: "How do I print my voice mail?"
13) Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print
document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel
inside."
14). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24
hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
15). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?"
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support:: "Well?"
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"
16). A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that
this computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the
startup and it will fix the probl em! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The
tech
is frustrated and
fed up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our
Customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will
fix
the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the
CONFIG.SYS. Letme know how it goes.
10 minutes later.
User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User: MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come
with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.
1 hour later.
User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told h im about what you said, and
he started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates, damn it!
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
===============
Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
===============
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work
===============
Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
===============
Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
===============
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
===============
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
===============
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
===============
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
===============
And last but not least:....
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!
1) Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer "No." Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you
have
done up until this
point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent,but I am still
getting the same error
message.
" Tech Support:" Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
3). Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
TechSupport:: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."!
Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer:: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."
4). Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
TechSupport:: ?!%#$
5). Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,can
you
see the 'OK'
button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."
7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prom pt."
Customer:: "How do you spell that?"
8 ) Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery
store."
9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Pentium."
10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an
illegal abortion."
11) Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
12) Customer: "How do I print my voice mail?"
13) Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print
document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel
inside."
14). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24
hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
15). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?"
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support:: "Well?"
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"
16). A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that
this computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the
startup and it will fix the probl em! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The
tech
is frustrated and
fed up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our
Customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will
fix
the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the
CONFIG.SYS. Letme know how it goes.
10 minutes later.
User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User: MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come
with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.
1 hour later.
User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told h im about what you said, and
he started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
===============
Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates, damn it!
===============
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
===============
Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
===============
Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
===============
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work
===============
Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
===============
Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
===============
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
===============
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
===============
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
===============
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
===============
And last but not least:....
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Heart In Silence
As i sat there in english class, i stared at d girl next to me.She was my so called "best friend".I stared at her long,silky hair,and wished she was mine.But she didnt notice me like that,and i knew it.After class,she walked up 2 me and asked me for the notes she had missed the the day before.I handed them to her.She said thanks and gave me a kiss on the cheek. "I want to tell her, i want her to know that i dont want to be just friends, I love her but im just too shy, and i dont know why.
11th grade,the phone rang. On the other end,it was her.She was in tears,mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart.She asked me to come over because she didnt want to be alone,so i did.As i sat next to her on the sofa,i stared at her soft eyes,wishing she was mine. After 2 hours,one Drew Barymore movie, and 3 bags of chips,she decided to go to sleep.She looked at me,and said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. "I want to tell her, i want her to know that i dont want to be just frnds, i love her but im just too shy, and i dont know why"
Senior year, the day before prom she walked to my locker. "My date is sick" she said, he's not gonna go well, i didnt have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates;we would go together-just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, i was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she doesnt think of me like that, and i know it. Then she said- "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. "I want to tell her, i want her to know that i dont want to be just friends, I love her but i'm just too shy, and i dont know why"
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before i could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine-but she didnt notice me like that, and i knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as i hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, 'youre my best friend,thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek. "I want to tell her, i want her to know that i dont want to be just friends, I love her but im just too shy, and i dont know why."
Now i sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say 'I do' and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and i knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said 'you came!' She said 'thanks' and kissed me on the cheek. "I want to tell her, i want her to know that i don't want to be just friends, I love her but im just too shy, and i don't know why".
Years passed, i looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read... "I stared at him wishing he was mine; but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. "I want to tell him, i want him to know that i don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and i don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me..." 'I wish i did too...' i thought to myself, and i cried..
11th grade,the phone rang. On the other end,it was her.She was in tears,mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart.She asked me to come over because she didnt want to be alone,so i did.As i sat next to her on the sofa,i stared at her soft eyes,wishing she was mine. After 2 hours,one Drew Barymore movie, and 3 bags of chips,she decided to go to sleep.She looked at me,and said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. "I want to tell her, i want her to know that i dont want to be just frnds, i love her but im just too shy, and i dont know why"
Senior year, the day before prom she walked to my locker. "My date is sick" she said, he's not gonna go well, i didnt have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates;we would go together-just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, i was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she doesnt think of me like that, and i know it. Then she said- "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. "I want to tell her, i want her to know that i dont want to be just friends, I love her but i'm just too shy, and i dont know why"
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before i could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine-but she didnt notice me like that, and i knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as i hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, 'youre my best friend,thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek. "I want to tell her, i want her to know that i dont want to be just friends, I love her but im just too shy, and i dont know why."
Now i sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say 'I do' and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and i knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said 'you came!' She said 'thanks' and kissed me on the cheek. "I want to tell her, i want her to know that i don't want to be just friends, I love her but im just too shy, and i don't know why".
Years passed, i looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read... "I stared at him wishing he was mine; but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. "I want to tell him, i want him to know that i don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and i don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me..." 'I wish i did too...' i thought to myself, and i cried..
Sunday, June 15, 2008
The Wallet
As I walked home one freezing day, I stumbled on a wallet someone had lost in the street. I picked it up and looked inside to find some identification so I could call the owner. But the wallet contained only three dollars and a crumpled letter that looked as if it had been in there for years.
The envelope was worn and the only thing that was legible on it was the return address. I started to open the letter, hoping to find some clue. Then I saw the dateline--1924. The letter had been written almost sixty years ago.
It was written in a beautiful feminine handwriting on powder blue stationery with a little flower in the left-hand corner. It was a "Dear John" letter that told the recipient, whose name appeared to be Michael, that the writer could not see him anymore because her mother forbade it. Even so, she wrote that she would always love him.
It was signed, Hannah.
It was a beautiful letter, but there was no way except for the name Michael, that the owner could be identified. Maybe if I called information, the operator could find a phone listing for the address on the envelope.
"Operator," I began, "this is an unusual request. I'm trying to find the owner of a wallet that I found. Is there anyway you can tell me if there is a phone number for an address that was on an envelope in the wallet?"
She suggested I speak with her supervisor, who hesitated for a moment then said, "Well, there is a phone listing at that address, but I can't give you the number." She said, as a courtesy, she would call that number, explain my story and would ask them if they wanted her to connect me.
I waited a few minutes and then she was back on the line. "I have a party who will speak with you."
I asked the woman on the other end of the line if she knew anyone by the name of Hannah. She gasped, "Oh! We bought this house from a family who had a daughter named Hannah. But that was 30 years ago!"
"Would you know where that family could be located now?" I asked.
"I remember that Hannah had to place her mother in a nursing home some years ago," the woman said. "Maybe if you got in touch with them they might be able to track down the daughter."
She gave me the name of the nursing home and I called the number. They told me the old lady had passed away some years ago but they did have a phone number for where they thought the daughter might be living.
I thanked them and phoned. The woman who answered explained that Hannah herself was now living in a nursing home.
This whole thing was stupid, I thought to myself. Why was I making such a big deal over finding the owner of a wallet that had only three dollars and a letter that was almost 60 years old?
Nevertheless, I called the nursing home in which Hannah was supposed to be living and the man who answered the phone told me, "Yes, Hannah is staying with us."
Even though it was already 10 p.m., I asked if I could come by to see her. "Well," he said hesitatingly, "if you want to take a chance, she might be in the day room watching television."
I thanked him and drove over to the nursing home. The night nurse and a guard greeted me at the door. We went up to the third floor of the large building. In the day room, the nurse introduced me to Hannah.
She was a sweet, silver-haired oldtimer with a warm smile and a twinkle in her eye. I told her about finding the wallet and showed her the letter. The second she saw the powder blue envelope with that little flower on the left, she took a deep breath and said, "Young man, this letter was the last contact I ever had with Michael."
She looked away for a moment deep in thought and then said softly, "I loved him very much. But I was only 16 at the time and my mother felt I was too young. Oh, he was so handsome. He looked like Sean Connery, the actor."
"Yes," she continued. "Michael Goldstein was a wonderful person. If you should find him, tell him I think of him often. And," she hesitated for a moment, almost biting her lip, "tell him I still love him. You know," she said smiling as tears began to well up in her eyes, "I never did marry. I guess no one ever matched up to Michael..."
I thanked Hannah and said goodbye. I took the elevator to the first floor and as I stood by the door, the guard there asked, "Was the old lady able to help you?"
I told him she had given me a lead. "At least I have a last name. But I think I'll let it go for a while. I spent almost the whole day trying to find the owner of this wallet."
I had taken out the wallet, which was a simple brown leather case with red lacing on the side. When the guard saw it, he said, "Hey, wait a minute! That's Mr. Goldstein's wallet. I'd know it anywhere with that bright red lacing. He's always losing that wallet. I must have found it in the halls at least three times."
"Who's Mr. Goldstein?" I asked as my hand began to shake.
"He's one of the oldtimers on the 8th floor. That's Mike Goldstein's wallet for sure. He must have lost it on one of his walks." I thanked the guard and quickly ran back to the nurse's office. I told her what the guard had said. We went back to the elevator and got on. I prayed that Mr. Goldstein would be up.
On the eighth floor, the floor nurse said, "I think he's still in the day room. He likes to read at night. He's a darling old man."
We went to the only room that had any lights on and there was a man reading a book. The nurse went over to him and asked if he had lost his wallet. Mr. Goldstein looked up with surprise, put his hand in his back pocket and said, "Oh, it is missing!"
"This kind gentleman found a wallet and we wondered if it could be yours?"
I handed Mr. Goldstein the wallet and the second he saw it, he smiled with relief and said, "Yes, that's it! It must have dropped out of my pocket this afternoon. I want to give you a reward."
"No, thank you," I said. "But I have to tell you something. I read the letter in the hope of finding out who owned the wallet."
The smile on his face suddenly disappeared. "You read that letter?"
"Not only did I read it, I think I know where Hannah is."
He suddenly grew pale. "Hannah? You know where she is? How is she? Is she still as pretty as she was? Please, please tell me," he begged.
"She's fine...just as pretty as when you knew her." I said softly.
The old man smiled with anticipation and asked, "Could you tell me where she is? I want to call her tomorrow." He grabbed my hand and said, "You know something, Mister? I was so in love with that girl that when that letter came, my life literally ended. I never married. I guess I've always loved her."
"Mr. Goldstein," I said, "Come with me."
We took the elevator down to the third floor. The hallways were darkened and only one or two little night-lights lit our way to the day room where Hannah was sitting alone watching the television. The nurse walked over to her.
"Hannah," she said softly, pointing to Michael, who was waiting with me in the doorway. "Do you know this man?"
She adjusted her glasses, looked for a moment, but didn't say a word. Michael said softly, almost in a whisper, "Hannah, it's Michael. Do you remember me?"
She gasped, "Michael! I don't believe it! Michael! It's you! My Michael!" He walked slowly towards her and they embraced. The nurse and I left with tears streaming down our faces.
"See," I said. "See how the Good Lord works! If it's meant to be, it will be."
About three weeks later I got a call at my office from the nursing home. "Can you break away on Sunday to attend a wedding? Michael and Hannah are going to tie the knot!"
It was a beautiful wedding with all the people at the nursing home dressed up to join in the celebration. Hannah wore a light beige dress and looked beautiful. Michael wore a dark blue suit and stood tall. They made me their best man.
The hospital gave them their own room and if you ever wanted to see a 76-year-old bride and a 79-year-old groom acting like two teenagers, you had to see this couple.
A perfect ending for a love affair that had lasted nearly 60 years.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
A Box Full of Kisses
The story goes that some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became infuriated when the child tried to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift to her father the next morning and said, "This is for you, Daddy."
The man was embarrassed by his earlier overreaction, but his anger flared again when he found out the box was empty. He yelled at her, stating, "Don't you know, when you give someone a present, there is supposed to be something inside? The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and cried, "Oh, Daddy, it's not empty at all. I blew kisses into the box. They're all for you, Daddy."
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little girl, and he begged for her forgiveness.
Only a short time later, an accident took the life of the child. It is also told that her father kept that gold box by his bed for many years and, whenever he was discouraged, he would take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the child who had put it there.
In a very real sense, each one of us, as humans beings, have been given a gold container filled with unconditional love and kisses... from our children, family members, friends, and God. There is simply no other possession, anyone could hold, more precious than this.
Friday, February 29, 2008
5 DON'Ts When You Are Sleeping
1. DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.
2. DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far away as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system.
Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.
3. DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.
4. DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those who wear bra for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.
5. DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' SPOUSE
You may never wake up again.
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.
2. DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far away as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system.
Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.
3. DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.
4. DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those who wear bra for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.
5. DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' SPOUSE
You may never wake up again.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Just Another Girl and Guy Facts
Girl Facts:
****When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever
****When a girl says, "I miss you", no one in this world can miss you more than that
****When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile
****When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand
****When she wants a hug she will just stand there
****When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later
****When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind
****When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply
****When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around
****When a girl answers, "I'm fine", after a few seconds, she is not at all fine
****When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games
****When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever
****When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future
Guy Facts:
****When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you
****When a guy is quiet, he's listening to you...
****When a guy is not arguing, he realizes he's wrong
****When a guy says, "I'm fine", after afew minutes he means it
****When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do
****When your laying your head on a guy'schest, he has the world
****When a guy calls/texts/comments youeveryday, he is in love
****When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it
****When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you til your done
****When a guy says, "I miss you", he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else
****When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever
****When a girl says, "I miss you", no one in this world can miss you more than that
****When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile
****When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand
****When she wants a hug she will just stand there
****When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later
****When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind
****When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply
****When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around
****When a girl answers, "I'm fine", after a few seconds, she is not at all fine
****When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games
****When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever
****When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future
Guy Facts:
****When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you
****When a guy is quiet, he's listening to you...
****When a guy is not arguing, he realizes he's wrong
****When a guy says, "I'm fine", after afew minutes he means it
****When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do
****When your laying your head on a guy'schest, he has the world
****When a guy calls/texts/comments youeveryday, he is in love
****When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it
****When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you til your done
****When a guy says, "I miss you", he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else
Sunday, February 17, 2008
"A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"
Bananas Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.
Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, kn own to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.
PMS: Forget the pills -- eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect way to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.
Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system. Overweight and at work? Stu dies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels! steady.
Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.
Temperature control: Ma ny other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.
Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.
Smoking: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, h! elp the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.
Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates you r body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.
Strokes: According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine," eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!
So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many illnesses. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase, so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"
Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, kn own to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.
PMS: Forget the pills -- eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect way to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.
Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system. Overweight and at work? Stu dies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels! steady.
Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.
Temperature control: Ma ny other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.
Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.
Smoking: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, h! elp the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.
Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates you r body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.
Strokes: According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine," eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!
So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many illnesses. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase, so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Theatricals
Since I like watching movies a lot, I'm listing the titles I've seen this year(2008). Be it in a Cinema, VCD, DVD, or somewhere else, I will be putting it in here. And it doesn't matter whether I liked it or not, I will be putting it in the list.
Wall-E
In a distant, but not so unrealistic future, where mankind has abandoned earth because it has become covered with trash from products sold by the corrupt and powerful multi-national Buy N Large corporation, WALL-E, a garbage collecting robot has been left to clean up the mess. Mesmerized with trinkets of earth's history and show tunes, WALL-E is alone on Earth except for a sprightly pet cockroach. One day, Eve, a sleek (and dangerous) reconnaissance robot, is sent to earth to find proof that life is once again sustainable. WALL-E falls in love with Eve. WALL-E rescues Eve from a dust storm and shows her a living plant he found amongst the rubble. Consistent with her "directive" Eve takes the plant and automatically enters a deactivated state except for a blinking green beacon. WALL-E, doesn't understand what has happened to his new friend, but true to his love, he protects her from wind, rain, and lightening, even as she is unresponsive. One day a massive ship comes to reclaim Eve, but WALL-E, out of love or loneliness hitches a ride on the outside of the ship to rescue Eve. The ship arrives back at a large space cruise ship, which is carrying all of the humans who evacuated earth 700 years earlier. The people of earth ride around this space resort on hovering chairs which give them a constant feed of TV and video chatting. They drink all of their meals through a straw out of laziness and are all so fat that they can barely move. When Buy N Large tries to prevent the people of earth from returning, by stealing the plant, WALL-E, Eve, the portly captain, and a band of broken robots stage a mutiny.
Incredible Hulk
Mild-mannered scientist Bruce Banner has been traveling the globe in search of the antidote that will allow him to break free from his primal alter ego, but both the warmongers who long to exploit him for their own gain and a horrific creature known as The Abomination are determined to stop him from achieving his noble goal. For years, Bruce has been living in the shadows, pursued by the military and haunted by the rage within. But traveling the world in secrecy isn't easy, and as hard as he tries Bruce can't get Betty Ross (Liv Tyler) off his mind. The daughter of Bruce's nemesis Gen. Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross, Betty represents everything that is beautiful in the world to a man who lives his life on the run. Eventually, Bruce returns to civilization and faces the wrath of The Abomination. While the Hulk may be a formidable force of nature, The Abomination is decidedly more powerful, and determined to destroy Bruce Banner. Created when KGB agent Emil Blonsky exposed himself to a higher dose of the same radiation that transformed Bruce into The Hulk, The Abomination is unable to change back into human form and holds Bruce accountable for his frightful condition. With time fast running out for both Bruce and The Hulk, New York City is about to become the ultimate urban battle zone as two of the most powerful creatures ever to walk the earth clash in a massive, no-holds-barred fight to the finish.
Enchanted
Classic Disney animation meets contemporary urban chaos when a frightened princess is banished from her magical animated homeland to modern-day New York City. Princess Giselle lives in the blissful cartoon world of Andalasia, where magical beings frolic freely and musical interludes punctuate every interaction. Though Princess Giselle is currently engaged to be married to the handsome Prince Edward, her fate takes a turn for the worse when the villainous Queen Narissa banishes her to the unforgiving metropolis of New York City. As the cruelty of the big city soon begins to wear down the fairy-tale exterior of the once-carefree princess, the frightened Giselle soon finds herself falling for a friendly but flawed divorce lawyer whose kind compassion helps her to survive in this strange and dangerous new world.
Hancock
There are heroes... there are superheroes... and then there's Hancock. With great power comes great responsibility -- everyone knows that -- everyone, that is, but Hancock. Edgy, conflicted, sarcastic, and misunderstood, Hancock's well-intentioned heroics might get the job done and save countless lives, but always seem to leave jaw-dropping damage in their wake. The public has finally had enough -- as grateful as they are to have their local hero, the good citizens of Los Angeles are wondering what they ever did to deserve this guy. Hancock isn't the kind of man who cares what other people think -- until the day that he saves the life of PR executive Ray Embrey, and the sardonic superhero begins to realize that he may have a vulnerable side after all. Facing that will be Hancock's greatest challenge yet -- and a task that may prove impossible as Ray's wife, Mary, insists that he's a lost cause.
You Don't Mess With The Zohan
A top Israeli commando named Zohan fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream: becoming a hairstylist in New York. Though he wants to put his life of counter-terrorism behind him, he quickly finds that it is not so easy to escape one's roots. As enemies old and new try to take him out, they will all come to learn the same thing: you don't mess with the Zohan.
27 Dresses
A single woman who has served as a bridesmaid a shocking 27 times wrestles with the prospect of supporting her sister at the altar on number 28, despite having fallen helplessly in love with her smitten sibling's handsome husband-to-be. Jane has the kind of altruistic traits that everyone looks for in a friend, yet lately the perennial bridesmaid has begun to feel as if something is missing in her life. One night, local newspaper reporter Kevin spots the devoted bridal attendant racing between receptions in Manhattan and Brooklyn, and quickly surmises that her quirky tale may be just the story to get him off the bridal beat and into the big time. Immediately suspicious of the cynical reporter's motivations, Jane butts heads with Kevin just as her younger sister Tess shows up in town. While Jane has always put the needs of friends and family before her own wants and desires, she's suddenly prompted to reevaluate her priorities when her boss -- with whom she is secretly in love -- falls for her younger sister Tess. When Tess and Jane's boss George make plans to marry, the smitten younger sibling mistakenly assumes that her lovelorn older sibling will be happy to take part in the wedding. For as far back as Jane can remember, she has sacrificed her own happiness for the sake of those she holds dearest, but now that her heart has been broken, she's finally found the courage to be honest with herself. Now, as Jane finally comes to terms with her true feelings, her life begins to change in ways she never expected.
Definitely, Maybe
A political consultant in the midst of a bitter divorce attempts to delicately divulge the truth about his past relationships to his curious young daughter, who simply won't stop asking questions until she's satisfied with all the answers. Ten-year-old Maya is heartbroken to see her parents splitting up, but she's determined to find out precisely how it was that mom and dad came together in the first place. When Maya starts questioning her father Will about his life before marriage, dad's memories soon drift back to the time when, as a naïve Wisconsin native and aspiring politician hoping to work on the presidential election, he first arrived in New York City. As Will gradually became savvy to the ways of the big city, he gradually developed romantic relationships with three very different women: Emily was the girl-next-door that he could always depend on, apolitical April was the best friend and confidante who was always there to listen, and free-spirited journalist Summer was both beautiful and ambitious. In order to prevent his perceptive little girl from predicting the outcome before his story is told, Will carefully changes the names of his three romantic interests, creating a hopelessly romantic puzzle that highlights both the joys and hardships of true love.
Awake
Clay Beresford unwittingly becomes the focus of a complicated murder plot by someone close to him. The plot revolves around giving him a contaminated heart during the heart transplant surgery he is to under-go at the hand of Dr Harper, an old friend of his and an associate of his fiancée. Clay's mother is ever against her son's operation and planned wedding; she and her surgeon boyfriend attempt to talk Clay out of both to no avail. The plot climaxes when Clay is in surgery. His anaesthetic fails to work and he is left paralyzed but fully conscious. To escape the pain he has an out of body experience in which he discovers the plan to take his life and the perpetrators behind it.
Me and My Girlfriend
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The Beast and The Beauty
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Wanted
Wesley Gibson is a cube-dwelling hypochondriac whose uneventful life has become a mundane blur of terminal boredom. Repeatedly humiliated by his boss and constantly cuckolded by his cheating girlfriend, weakling Wes seems to be living right down to everyone's expectations that he would never amount to anything in life. However, upon discovering that the father he never knew has been brutally murdered, the spineless, clock-punching pushover is recruited into a secret society of assassins known as the Fraternity. During the course of his training, the man who was once an office-bound wimp develops lightning-fast reflexes and superhuman dexterity courtesy of his skilled mentor Fox. Upon completing his training, Wes is assigned the task of dealing out death to the mythological Fates, who possess the ability to alter the lifelines of mortal men. It isn't long before the nebbish nerd-turned-agile assassin is erasing the bad guys with surprising efficiency, yet as Wes begins to carry the mantle passed down to him by his father, he gradually begins to suspect that his wise tutors are not the crime-fighting enforcers they present themselves to be. Now, with everything he ever wanted in life finally within his grasp, Wes is about to find out that the only thing more difficult than ending the lives of others is summoning the courage to take control of his own.
Horton Hears A Who?
An imaginative elephant named Horton hears a faint cry for help coming from a tiny speck of dust floating through the air. Although Horton doesn't know it yet, that speck houses an entire city named Who-ville, inhabited by the microscopic Whos, led by the Mayor. Despite being ridiculed and threatened by his neighbors who think he has lost his mind, Horton is determined to save the particle... because "a person's a person no matter how small."
Street Kings
In the wake of the L.A. riots, an LAPD Vice Detective who always went above and beyond the call of duty to keep the streets safe receives a startling wake-up call that leaves him convinced that he can no longer employ the tactics that made him so effective in his work. LAPD veteran Tom Ludlow has bore personal witness to the worst that the streets have to offer, and when his partner Detective Terrance Washington is killed the violence strikes a bit too close to home. Now Ludlow is on a mission to bring his partner's killer to justice, though Captain Walker is concerned that the hotheaded detective is taking the case too personally. Now, as Captain Walker attempts to convince Ludlow to work within the confines of the law, Internal Affairs Captain Biggs begins following the vengeful lawman's every move. In order to accomplish his mission, Ludow recruits fresh-faced Robbery Homicide Detective Diskant to trace Washington's killers through the winding streets of Los Angeles. Later, when Ludlow and Diskant come face to face with the remorseless cop-killers, they must chose between upholding the law and seeking bitter vengeance.
Sex in the City
After moving in together in an impossibly beautiful New York apartment, Carrie Bradshaw and Mr. Big make a rather arbitrary decision to get married. The wedding itself proves to be anything but a hasty affair--the guest list quickly blooms from 75 to 200 guests, and Carrie's simple, label-less wedding gown gives way to an enormous creation that makes her look like a gigantic cream puff. An upcoming photo spread in Vogue puts the event--which will take place at the New York Public Library--squarely in the public eye. Meanwhile, Carrie's girlfriends--Samantha, the sexpot; Charlotte, the sweet naïf; and Miranda, the rigid perfectionist--could not be happier. At least, they couldn't be happier for Carrie. Charlotte still has the unrealized hope of getting pregnant. Samantha is finding a loving, committed relationship more grueling than she could have imagined. Miranda unwittingly lets her own unhappiness--created when Steve admits to cheating on her just once--spoil Carrie's. After a heated encounter with Steve, she happens to spot Mr. Big and tells him he's crazy to get married. She's really only thinking of her own marriage. But her angry remark gets Mr. Big to thinking.
Kung Fu Panda
A clumsy panda bear becomes an unlikely kung fu hero when a treacherous enemy spreads chaos throughout the countryside in this animated martial arts adventure. On the surface, Po may look like just another portly panda bear, but beneath his fur he bears the mark of the chosen one. By day, Po works faithfully in his family's noodle shop, but by night he dreams of becoming a true master of the martial arts. Now an ancient prophecy has come to pass, and Po realizes that he is the only one who can save his people from certain destruction. With time running short and malevolent snow leopard Tai Lung closing in, Furious Five legends Tigress, Crane, Mantis, Viper, Monkey, and their wise sensei, Master Shifu, all draw on their vast knowledge of fighting skills in order to transform a lumbering panda bear into a lethal fighting machine. Now, if the noble Po can master the martial arts and somehow transform his greatest weaknesses into his greatest strengths, he will fulfill his destiny as the hero who saved his people during their darkest hour.
10,000 B.C.
Wall-E
In a distant, but not so unrealistic future, where mankind has abandoned earth because it has become covered with trash from products sold by the corrupt and powerful multi-national Buy N Large corporation, WALL-E, a garbage collecting robot has been left to clean up the mess. Mesmerized with trinkets of earth's history and show tunes, WALL-E is alone on Earth except for a sprightly pet cockroach. One day, Eve, a sleek (and dangerous) reconnaissance robot, is sent to earth to find proof that life is once again sustainable. WALL-E falls in love with Eve. WALL-E rescues Eve from a dust storm and shows her a living plant he found amongst the rubble. Consistent with her "directive" Eve takes the plant and automatically enters a deactivated state except for a blinking green beacon. WALL-E, doesn't understand what has happened to his new friend, but true to his love, he protects her from wind, rain, and lightening, even as she is unresponsive. One day a massive ship comes to reclaim Eve, but WALL-E, out of love or loneliness hitches a ride on the outside of the ship to rescue Eve. The ship arrives back at a large space cruise ship, which is carrying all of the humans who evacuated earth 700 years earlier. The people of earth ride around this space resort on hovering chairs which give them a constant feed of TV and video chatting. They drink all of their meals through a straw out of laziness and are all so fat that they can barely move. When Buy N Large tries to prevent the people of earth from returning, by stealing the plant, WALL-E, Eve, the portly captain, and a band of broken robots stage a mutiny.
Incredible Hulk
Mild-mannered scientist Bruce Banner has been traveling the globe in search of the antidote that will allow him to break free from his primal alter ego, but both the warmongers who long to exploit him for their own gain and a horrific creature known as The Abomination are determined to stop him from achieving his noble goal. For years, Bruce has been living in the shadows, pursued by the military and haunted by the rage within. But traveling the world in secrecy isn't easy, and as hard as he tries Bruce can't get Betty Ross (Liv Tyler) off his mind. The daughter of Bruce's nemesis Gen. Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross, Betty represents everything that is beautiful in the world to a man who lives his life on the run. Eventually, Bruce returns to civilization and faces the wrath of The Abomination. While the Hulk may be a formidable force of nature, The Abomination is decidedly more powerful, and determined to destroy Bruce Banner. Created when KGB agent Emil Blonsky exposed himself to a higher dose of the same radiation that transformed Bruce into The Hulk, The Abomination is unable to change back into human form and holds Bruce accountable for his frightful condition. With time fast running out for both Bruce and The Hulk, New York City is about to become the ultimate urban battle zone as two of the most powerful creatures ever to walk the earth clash in a massive, no-holds-barred fight to the finish.
Enchanted
Classic Disney animation meets contemporary urban chaos when a frightened princess is banished from her magical animated homeland to modern-day New York City. Princess Giselle lives in the blissful cartoon world of Andalasia, where magical beings frolic freely and musical interludes punctuate every interaction. Though Princess Giselle is currently engaged to be married to the handsome Prince Edward, her fate takes a turn for the worse when the villainous Queen Narissa banishes her to the unforgiving metropolis of New York City. As the cruelty of the big city soon begins to wear down the fairy-tale exterior of the once-carefree princess, the frightened Giselle soon finds herself falling for a friendly but flawed divorce lawyer whose kind compassion helps her to survive in this strange and dangerous new world.
Hancock
There are heroes... there are superheroes... and then there's Hancock. With great power comes great responsibility -- everyone knows that -- everyone, that is, but Hancock. Edgy, conflicted, sarcastic, and misunderstood, Hancock's well-intentioned heroics might get the job done and save countless lives, but always seem to leave jaw-dropping damage in their wake. The public has finally had enough -- as grateful as they are to have their local hero, the good citizens of Los Angeles are wondering what they ever did to deserve this guy. Hancock isn't the kind of man who cares what other people think -- until the day that he saves the life of PR executive Ray Embrey, and the sardonic superhero begins to realize that he may have a vulnerable side after all. Facing that will be Hancock's greatest challenge yet -- and a task that may prove impossible as Ray's wife, Mary, insists that he's a lost cause.
You Don't Mess With The Zohan
A top Israeli commando named Zohan fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream: becoming a hairstylist in New York. Though he wants to put his life of counter-terrorism behind him, he quickly finds that it is not so easy to escape one's roots. As enemies old and new try to take him out, they will all come to learn the same thing: you don't mess with the Zohan.
27 Dresses
A single woman who has served as a bridesmaid a shocking 27 times wrestles with the prospect of supporting her sister at the altar on number 28, despite having fallen helplessly in love with her smitten sibling's handsome husband-to-be. Jane has the kind of altruistic traits that everyone looks for in a friend, yet lately the perennial bridesmaid has begun to feel as if something is missing in her life. One night, local newspaper reporter Kevin spots the devoted bridal attendant racing between receptions in Manhattan and Brooklyn, and quickly surmises that her quirky tale may be just the story to get him off the bridal beat and into the big time. Immediately suspicious of the cynical reporter's motivations, Jane butts heads with Kevin just as her younger sister Tess shows up in town. While Jane has always put the needs of friends and family before her own wants and desires, she's suddenly prompted to reevaluate her priorities when her boss -- with whom she is secretly in love -- falls for her younger sister Tess. When Tess and Jane's boss George make plans to marry, the smitten younger sibling mistakenly assumes that her lovelorn older sibling will be happy to take part in the wedding. For as far back as Jane can remember, she has sacrificed her own happiness for the sake of those she holds dearest, but now that her heart has been broken, she's finally found the courage to be honest with herself. Now, as Jane finally comes to terms with her true feelings, her life begins to change in ways she never expected.
Definitely, Maybe
A political consultant in the midst of a bitter divorce attempts to delicately divulge the truth about his past relationships to his curious young daughter, who simply won't stop asking questions until she's satisfied with all the answers. Ten-year-old Maya is heartbroken to see her parents splitting up, but she's determined to find out precisely how it was that mom and dad came together in the first place. When Maya starts questioning her father Will about his life before marriage, dad's memories soon drift back to the time when, as a naïve Wisconsin native and aspiring politician hoping to work on the presidential election, he first arrived in New York City. As Will gradually became savvy to the ways of the big city, he gradually developed romantic relationships with three very different women: Emily was the girl-next-door that he could always depend on, apolitical April was the best friend and confidante who was always there to listen, and free-spirited journalist Summer was both beautiful and ambitious. In order to prevent his perceptive little girl from predicting the outcome before his story is told, Will carefully changes the names of his three romantic interests, creating a hopelessly romantic puzzle that highlights both the joys and hardships of true love.
Awake
Clay Beresford unwittingly becomes the focus of a complicated murder plot by someone close to him. The plot revolves around giving him a contaminated heart during the heart transplant surgery he is to under-go at the hand of Dr Harper, an old friend of his and an associate of his fiancée. Clay's mother is ever against her son's operation and planned wedding; she and her surgeon boyfriend attempt to talk Clay out of both to no avail. The plot climaxes when Clay is in surgery. His anaesthetic fails to work and he is left paralyzed but fully conscious. To escape the pain he has an out of body experience in which he discovers the plan to take his life and the perpetrators behind it.
Me and My Girlfriend
-
The Beast and The Beauty
-
Wanted
Wesley Gibson is a cube-dwelling hypochondriac whose uneventful life has become a mundane blur of terminal boredom. Repeatedly humiliated by his boss and constantly cuckolded by his cheating girlfriend, weakling Wes seems to be living right down to everyone's expectations that he would never amount to anything in life. However, upon discovering that the father he never knew has been brutally murdered, the spineless, clock-punching pushover is recruited into a secret society of assassins known as the Fraternity. During the course of his training, the man who was once an office-bound wimp develops lightning-fast reflexes and superhuman dexterity courtesy of his skilled mentor Fox. Upon completing his training, Wes is assigned the task of dealing out death to the mythological Fates, who possess the ability to alter the lifelines of mortal men. It isn't long before the nebbish nerd-turned-agile assassin is erasing the bad guys with surprising efficiency, yet as Wes begins to carry the mantle passed down to him by his father, he gradually begins to suspect that his wise tutors are not the crime-fighting enforcers they present themselves to be. Now, with everything he ever wanted in life finally within his grasp, Wes is about to find out that the only thing more difficult than ending the lives of others is summoning the courage to take control of his own.
Horton Hears A Who?
An imaginative elephant named Horton hears a faint cry for help coming from a tiny speck of dust floating through the air. Although Horton doesn't know it yet, that speck houses an entire city named Who-ville, inhabited by the microscopic Whos, led by the Mayor. Despite being ridiculed and threatened by his neighbors who think he has lost his mind, Horton is determined to save the particle... because "a person's a person no matter how small."
Street Kings
In the wake of the L.A. riots, an LAPD Vice Detective who always went above and beyond the call of duty to keep the streets safe receives a startling wake-up call that leaves him convinced that he can no longer employ the tactics that made him so effective in his work. LAPD veteran Tom Ludlow has bore personal witness to the worst that the streets have to offer, and when his partner Detective Terrance Washington is killed the violence strikes a bit too close to home. Now Ludlow is on a mission to bring his partner's killer to justice, though Captain Walker is concerned that the hotheaded detective is taking the case too personally. Now, as Captain Walker attempts to convince Ludlow to work within the confines of the law, Internal Affairs Captain Biggs begins following the vengeful lawman's every move. In order to accomplish his mission, Ludow recruits fresh-faced Robbery Homicide Detective Diskant to trace Washington's killers through the winding streets of Los Angeles. Later, when Ludlow and Diskant come face to face with the remorseless cop-killers, they must chose between upholding the law and seeking bitter vengeance.
Sex in the City
After moving in together in an impossibly beautiful New York apartment, Carrie Bradshaw and Mr. Big make a rather arbitrary decision to get married. The wedding itself proves to be anything but a hasty affair--the guest list quickly blooms from 75 to 200 guests, and Carrie's simple, label-less wedding gown gives way to an enormous creation that makes her look like a gigantic cream puff. An upcoming photo spread in Vogue puts the event--which will take place at the New York Public Library--squarely in the public eye. Meanwhile, Carrie's girlfriends--Samantha, the sexpot; Charlotte, the sweet naïf; and Miranda, the rigid perfectionist--could not be happier. At least, they couldn't be happier for Carrie. Charlotte still has the unrealized hope of getting pregnant. Samantha is finding a loving, committed relationship more grueling than she could have imagined. Miranda unwittingly lets her own unhappiness--created when Steve admits to cheating on her just once--spoil Carrie's. After a heated encounter with Steve, she happens to spot Mr. Big and tells him he's crazy to get married. She's really only thinking of her own marriage. But her angry remark gets Mr. Big to thinking.
Kung Fu Panda
A clumsy panda bear becomes an unlikely kung fu hero when a treacherous enemy spreads chaos throughout the countryside in this animated martial arts adventure. On the surface, Po may look like just another portly panda bear, but beneath his fur he bears the mark of the chosen one. By day, Po works faithfully in his family's noodle shop, but by night he dreams of becoming a true master of the martial arts. Now an ancient prophecy has come to pass, and Po realizes that he is the only one who can save his people from certain destruction. With time running short and malevolent snow leopard Tai Lung closing in, Furious Five legends Tigress, Crane, Mantis, Viper, Monkey, and their wise sensei, Master Shifu, all draw on their vast knowledge of fighting skills in order to transform a lumbering panda bear into a lethal fighting machine. Now, if the noble Po can master the martial arts and somehow transform his greatest weaknesses into his greatest strengths, he will fulfill his destiny as the hero who saved his people during their darkest hour.
10,000 B.C.
A young outcast from a primitive tribe is forced to defend his people from a brutal onslaught. Despite the fact that he is low man on the totem pole in his tribe of fearless hunters, a brave young boy longs to win the heart of a beautiful princess who is well above his station in life. When an overwhelming horde of powerful invaders forces the hunters into slavery and abducts the princess, the once-aimless boy suddenly finds his destiny taking an unexpected turn. Now, if he has any hope of saving his tribe from certain extinction, this young boy will have to fight for the future to his dying breath.
VANTAGE POINT
President Ashton is attending a global war on terror summit in Spain. Thomas Barnes and Kent Taylor are two of the Secret Service agents assigned to protect him. This is the first action that Agent Barnes has been in since he took a bullet for President Ashton six-month earlier. We really dont know if Agent Barnes is up to the challenge of protecting the President. Shortly after President Ashton is escorted to the stage in the plaza by the Secret Service, he is immediately shot twice by a rifle from a window and falls to the floor. The crowd is in shock and chaos breaks out all over, especially, when bombs begin to explode. Howard Lewis is an American video-taping the event to show to his children that he was actually there at this historic event. He believes that he has the picture of the man who shot the President. Agent Barnes sees the tape and has a clue to that person. Several different people witness the event, and only through their eyes do we see the truth behind the assassination attempt.
JUMPER
A genetic anomaly allows a young man to teleport himself anywhere. He discovers this gift has existed for centuries and finds himself in a war that has been raging for thousands of years between "Jumpers" and the Paladins who have sworn to kill them.
HITMAN
A gun-for-hire known only as Agent 47 is ensnared in a political conspiracy, which finds him pursued by both Interpol and the Russian FSB (The successor of the KGB).When one of his assassinations is botched, 47 sets out to find out who set him up. Along the way he encounters numerous other hitmen assigned to take him out.
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
In a tree farm, three muscially inclined chipmunks, Alvin, Simon and Theodore, find their tree cut down and sent to Los Angeles. Once there, they meet the frustrated songwriter David Seville, and despite a poor house-wrecking first impression, they impressed him with their singing talent. Seeing the opportunity for success, both human and chipmunks make a pact for them to sing his songs.
WEDDING DAZE
After loosing the girl of his dreams, Anderson took a plunge and thought he will never fall in love again. But at the urging of his friend to look or date for another girl, he spontaneously proposes to a dissatisfied waitress named katie. The innocent dare evolves into the kind of love that both have been looking for all along.
ATONEMENT
A British romance that spans several decades. Fledgling writer Briony Tallis, as a 13-year-old, irrevocably changes the course of several lives when she accuses her older sister's lover of a crime he did not commit. Briony continues to seek forgiveness for her childhood misdeed. Through a terrible and courageous act of imagination, she finds the path to her uncertain atonement, and to an understanding of the power of enduring love.
DEATH NOTE
An aimless law student Light Yagami discovers a mysterious notebook in the middle of the street. Soon thereafter, Light discovers that if he writes a name in the notebook, that person will instantly die (generally of a heart attack). Of course it doesn't take long for Light to realize the extraordinary power he now holds, and before long he hatches a plan to rid the planet of crime by scribbling the name of notorious criminals in the pages of the powerful notebook and make the world a safer place for decent citizens everywhere.
VANTAGE POINT
President Ashton is attending a global war on terror summit in Spain. Thomas Barnes and Kent Taylor are two of the Secret Service agents assigned to protect him. This is the first action that Agent Barnes has been in since he took a bullet for President Ashton six-month earlier. We really dont know if Agent Barnes is up to the challenge of protecting the President. Shortly after President Ashton is escorted to the stage in the plaza by the Secret Service, he is immediately shot twice by a rifle from a window and falls to the floor. The crowd is in shock and chaos breaks out all over, especially, when bombs begin to explode. Howard Lewis is an American video-taping the event to show to his children that he was actually there at this historic event. He believes that he has the picture of the man who shot the President. Agent Barnes sees the tape and has a clue to that person. Several different people witness the event, and only through their eyes do we see the truth behind the assassination attempt.
JUMPER
A genetic anomaly allows a young man to teleport himself anywhere. He discovers this gift has existed for centuries and finds himself in a war that has been raging for thousands of years between "Jumpers" and the Paladins who have sworn to kill them.
HITMAN
A gun-for-hire known only as Agent 47 is ensnared in a political conspiracy, which finds him pursued by both Interpol and the Russian FSB (The successor of the KGB).When one of his assassinations is botched, 47 sets out to find out who set him up. Along the way he encounters numerous other hitmen assigned to take him out.
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
In a tree farm, three muscially inclined chipmunks, Alvin, Simon and Theodore, find their tree cut down and sent to Los Angeles. Once there, they meet the frustrated songwriter David Seville, and despite a poor house-wrecking first impression, they impressed him with their singing talent. Seeing the opportunity for success, both human and chipmunks make a pact for them to sing his songs.
WEDDING DAZE
After loosing the girl of his dreams, Anderson took a plunge and thought he will never fall in love again. But at the urging of his friend to look or date for another girl, he spontaneously proposes to a dissatisfied waitress named katie. The innocent dare evolves into the kind of love that both have been looking for all along.
ATONEMENT
A British romance that spans several decades. Fledgling writer Briony Tallis, as a 13-year-old, irrevocably changes the course of several lives when she accuses her older sister's lover of a crime he did not commit. Briony continues to seek forgiveness for her childhood misdeed. Through a terrible and courageous act of imagination, she finds the path to her uncertain atonement, and to an understanding of the power of enduring love.
DEATH NOTE
An aimless law student Light Yagami discovers a mysterious notebook in the middle of the street. Soon thereafter, Light discovers that if he writes a name in the notebook, that person will instantly die (generally of a heart attack). Of course it doesn't take long for Light to realize the extraordinary power he now holds, and before long he hatches a plan to rid the planet of crime by scribbling the name of notorious criminals in the pages of the powerful notebook and make the world a safer place for decent citizens everywhere.
SWEENEY TODD
Based on the 19th century legend of Sweeney Todd aka Benjamin Barker. Todd tries to get rid of all the people who have ever done him wrong including Judge Turpin who's responsible for sending him away from London. Now Sweeney Todd is back with his revenge!
TRANFORMERS
When Sam Witwicky buys his first car, what he doesn't know, is that it's actually the alien robot Bumblebee. He is not the only alien robot to arrive on Earth. Optimus Prime and a fellow group of transforming robots called Autobots have arrived in search of the AllSpark. But, Optimus Prime and his comrades aren't the only aliens to appear. Megatron and the Decepticons are also searching for the AllSpark, and it would do anything to get it, even if it means destroying the human race.
NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS
Ben’s great-great grandfather was implicated as a key conspirator in Abraham Lincoln’s assassination when a missing page from the diary of John Wilkes Booth surfaces. Determined to prove his ancestors innocence, Ben must trail a chain of clues that leads him on a chase from Paris to London and finally back to America.
THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS
In 1981, Chris Gardner was a struggling salesman in little needed medical bone density scanners while his wife toiled in double shifts to support the family including their young son, Christopher. In the face of this difficult life, Chris has the desperate inspiration to try for a stockbroker internship where one in twenty has a chance of a lucrative full time career. Even when his wife leaves him because of this choice, Chris clings to this dream with his son even when the odds become more daunting by the day. Together, father and son struggle through homelessness, jail time, tax seizure and the overall punishing despair in a quest that would make Gardner a respected millionaire.
English Words
Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan
Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol
Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok
Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis
Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya
Devastation - sakayan ng bus
Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas
Statue - Ikaw ba yan?
Tissue - Ikaw nga!
Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa
Dedicated - Pinatay ang pusa
Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
Deduct - Ang pato
Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?)
Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)
Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)
City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6
Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
Persuading - Unang Kasal
Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING
Defense - Ginamit na mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING
Depends - Ang bakod
It depends - Kainin mo ang bakod
Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (11)
Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit,eh DELUSION)
Delivery - Walang bayad.
Profit - Patunayan mo
Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balance diet
Backlog - bacon saka egg
Beehive - magpakatino ka
CD-ROM - tingnan mo ang kwarto
Debug - ang ipis
Defrag - ang palaka
Defer - ang balahibo
Deflate - ang plato
Detest - ang eksamin
Devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang V
Devote - ang boto
Dilemma - brownout
Effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane
Forums - apat na kwarto
July - nagsinungaling ka ba?
Thesis - ito ay...
Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol
Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok
Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis
Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya
Devastation - sakayan ng bus
Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas
Statue - Ikaw ba yan?
Tissue - Ikaw nga!
Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa
Dedicated - Pinatay ang pusa
Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
Deduct - Ang pato
Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?)
Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)
Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)
City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6
Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
Persuading - Unang Kasal
Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING
Defense - Ginamit na mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING
Depends - Ang bakod
It depends - Kainin mo ang bakod
Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (11)
Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit,eh DELUSION)
Delivery - Walang bayad.
Profit - Patunayan mo
Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balance diet
Backlog - bacon saka egg
Beehive - magpakatino ka
CD-ROM - tingnan mo ang kwarto
Debug - ang ipis
Defrag - ang palaka
Defer - ang balahibo
Deflate - ang plato
Detest - ang eksamin
Devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang V
Devote - ang boto
Dilemma - brownout
Effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane
Forums - apat na kwarto
July - nagsinungaling ka ba?
Thesis - ito ay...
Friday, February 8, 2008
Searching for Nothing
aymtorn
The oceans of air I’ve cruised
To unfold all my miseries.
Through the mountains I’ve soared,
To look what’s missing in me.
In the deepest blue sea I dove,
To fill this loneliness in me.
The desolate desert I’ve traveled,
To find quench for my thirst.
Through the blinding sun I stared,
To see if life is worth living.
Over the vast dark sky I gazed,
To know why am I in agony.
My mind flew in a land of nowhere,
To seek answers to my questions.
I’ve searched high and low,
Hoping my emptiness will be filled.
But I know my search is in vain,
For life without you is nothing.
The oceans of air I’ve cruised
To unfold all my miseries.
Through the mountains I’ve soared,
To look what’s missing in me.
In the deepest blue sea I dove,
To fill this loneliness in me.
The desolate desert I’ve traveled,
To find quench for my thirst.
Through the blinding sun I stared,
To see if life is worth living.
Over the vast dark sky I gazed,
To know why am I in agony.
My mind flew in a land of nowhere,
To seek answers to my questions.
I’ve searched high and low,
Hoping my emptiness will be filled.
But I know my search is in vain,
For life without you is nothing.
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Saturdays
aymtorn
I start my week on Mondays
With a grateful and joyful heart
Because I’ll be seeing your smiles.
They are lovely and enchanting.
But Tuesdays are cloudy gray.
Days are gloomy without you.
My heart is melancholic because
You are no where to be found.
Wednesdays are anticipated.
I get to hear your voice and
Your laughter is like a sweet
Music to my ears – saccharine!
Thursdays are bluer than blue.
The sun doesn’t shine on me.
Days grow long and nights are
Longer without you here beside me.
Fridays have colors everywhere.
I can see rainbows in your eyes.
I drown with it but I can never
Tire myself just gazing at them.
But I love Saturdays the most.
It’s when I can spend time with you.
It’s the time I can be close to you.
Just You and Me and nothing else.
Then I end my week on Sundays
With prayers and hopes that time
Will flyby on days without you
And time will slow down on Saturdays.
020708.2.23.PM
I start my week on Mondays
With a grateful and joyful heart
Because I’ll be seeing your smiles.
They are lovely and enchanting.
But Tuesdays are cloudy gray.
Days are gloomy without you.
My heart is melancholic because
You are no where to be found.
Wednesdays are anticipated.
I get to hear your voice and
Your laughter is like a sweet
Music to my ears – saccharine!
Thursdays are bluer than blue.
The sun doesn’t shine on me.
Days grow long and nights are
Longer without you here beside me.
Fridays have colors everywhere.
I can see rainbows in your eyes.
I drown with it but I can never
Tire myself just gazing at them.
But I love Saturdays the most.
It’s when I can spend time with you.
It’s the time I can be close to you.
Just You and Me and nothing else.
Then I end my week on Sundays
With prayers and hopes that time
Will flyby on days without you
And time will slow down on Saturdays.
020708.2.23.PM
Sunday, February 3, 2008
28 Things Most Girls Dont Know
--Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah.. you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys.. you're a HOE)
--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him
--Guys hate it when you talk aboutyour ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
--Guys get jealous easily.
--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?! uhh... nevermind" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike.
--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen tha toften, so when it does, you know something's up.
--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.
--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
--Guys hate rejection, but they hat ebeing led on even more.
--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.
--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him
--Guys hate it when you talk aboutyour ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
--Guys get jealous easily.
--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?! uhh... nevermind" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike.
--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen tha toften, so when it does, you know something's up.
--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.
--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
--Guys hate rejection, but they hat ebeing led on even more.
--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.
--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Nothing Else Matters
aymtorn
The smiles we shared…
every laugh we had will always be cherished.
Our walks together…
every stride of it will always be remembered.
The memories we had…
every memory we’ll make will be treasured.
I don’t know what you did to me…
I don’t know what I am to you…
I don't know if I love you that much...
But I do know I’m happy and nothing else matters…
When I’m with you…
01.24.08.5.45.PM
The smiles we shared…
every laugh we had will always be cherished.
Our walks together…
every stride of it will always be remembered.
The memories we had…
every memory we’ll make will be treasured.
I don’t know what you did to me…
I don’t know what I am to you…
I don't know if I love you that much...
But I do know I’m happy and nothing else matters…
When I’m with you…
01.24.08.5.45.PM
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
No More
aymtorn
i've tried my best
for us to be together.
find every single way
just to be with you.
but what did you do?
you broke my heart in two.
you've caused so much pain in my heart.
pain that i could barely take.
and now you say you're so sorry.
not all forgiveness leads to a healed relationship.
you want us back to where we were before?
i tell you now...
f#$% y@# i don't want it no more!
i've tried my best
for us to be together.
find every single way
just to be with you.
but what did you do?
you broke my heart in two.
you've caused so much pain in my heart.
pain that i could barely take.
and now you say you're so sorry.
not all forgiveness leads to a healed relationship.
you want us back to where we were before?
i tell you now...
f#$% y@# i don't want it no more!
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
You Don't Exist
aymtorn
It has been a while since
you've brought me pain.
'Twas living in sadness,
walking under the rain.
But now I'm healing
and it's almost over.
'Twas very hard and
thought i can't recover.
You've started to
fade in my mind at last.
Nothing to remember
but a thing in the past.
In the chambers of my
heart you ceased to appear.
Nothing for me to feel,
and so i dont have to fear.
Do I love you still?
What's there to ask for?
I can't remember you
'cause you dont exist anymore.
It has been a while since
you've brought me pain.
'Twas living in sadness,
walking under the rain.
But now I'm healing
and it's almost over.
'Twas very hard and
thought i can't recover.
You've started to
fade in my mind at last.
Nothing to remember
but a thing in the past.
In the chambers of my
heart you ceased to appear.
Nothing for me to feel,
and so i dont have to fear.
Do I love you still?
What's there to ask for?
I can't remember you
'cause you dont exist anymore.
Alone Again
aymtorn
I live in a world
Only I can see,
A place I thought
Where I should be.
But not for long
When I saw you,
I know my realm
Will never be blue.
You entered in
To my emptiness
And filled it with
Your purest caress.
But time flew fast
And I never guessed
The love we have
Will come to a rest.
Now the dreams
That I made for you
Will soon vanish
And never be true.
For I will go back
To where I belong,
Alone again
Without a song.
I live in a world
Only I can see,
A place I thought
Where I should be.
But not for long
When I saw you,
I know my realm
Will never be blue.
You entered in
To my emptiness
And filled it with
Your purest caress.
But time flew fast
And I never guessed
The love we have
Will come to a rest.
Now the dreams
That I made for you
Will soon vanish
And never be true.
For I will go back
To where I belong,
Alone again
Without a song.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Death
aymtorn
Death - why do they fear you?
They try to run away from you
even they know they can't escape.
Resistance is futile.
Death - when will you reveal?
I can no longer hold on.
I'm so tired and I need to rest.
Soothe me with your fragrance.
Death - where are you now?
I long to be embraced by you.
Visit me in the night
when everything is calm.
Take me away... forever...
Death - why do they fear you?
They try to run away from you
even they know they can't escape.
Resistance is futile.
Death - when will you reveal?
I can no longer hold on.
I'm so tired and I need to rest.
Soothe me with your fragrance.
Death - where are you now?
I long to be embraced by you.
Visit me in the night
when everything is calm.
Take me away... forever...
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